If this looks like some sort of complex mathematics formula, then yeah. Chances are it probably is.

Translation: Malkin scores three goals while Jagr scores only one. Ty Conklin makes clutch stops setting a new career high with 43 saves while Henrik Lundqvist allows cruddy rebounds like Malkin’s winner which “Franchise goalies” aren’t supposed to give up.

Not that we’re pinning this all on King Henrik who’s Dad is still sick which can’t be helping his concentration. His team failed to show for the first 20 and paid the price because when you face a hot goalie who’s as unconscious as Conklin is now, you’re not coming back from three down. Especially against him, Sid the Kid, Malkin and that team which looked a heck of a lot more organized than the Booshirts did.

Who cares if Jagr scored his fourth power play goal to break up the shutout midway through the third? Did anyone actually believe they’d get anything else by Conklin AKA the new Dominator (well at least for now anyway).

Think about that. Jagr has FOUR POWER PLAY GOALS. FOOOOOOOOUR! FOREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

The last word of course intentional because the way he’s not produced on the PP, they’ll be warming up the golf clubs at least two months earlier than anyone at 2 Penn Plaza expected.

I’ve lost faith. This team just doesn’t inspire much now.

37 games remaining. Will they wake up before it’s too late?!?!?!?!?!

Let them prove me wrong. Does anybody think this team even if they make it will do anything substantial this Spring? Not as long as No.68 is wearing the ‘C.’

I take back the Cup prediction. I must’ve been on something.

P.S. How is Malkin not on the All-Star team? This business of representing every team is a joke. We’re talking about a meaningless exhibition. That means the fans in Atlanta should get to see all the game’s brightest and best stars. Malkin is one of the best young players in the league and he won’t be there because the league has to make every team feel good. Bull shit.

I’m done.